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I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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