He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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