Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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