But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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