The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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