Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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