I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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