I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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