4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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