physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
handjob tips. give me some.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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