Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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