i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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