It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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