I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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