This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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