did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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