Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
bring money and cleavage
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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