Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize