Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
