It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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