So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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