That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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