So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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