i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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