So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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