I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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