I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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