Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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