Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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