Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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