How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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