But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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