I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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