Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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