first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I don't think brook has ever known best
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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