You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I understand Curling. That high.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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