Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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