The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
