Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i was born a porn star she said
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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