We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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