Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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