would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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