I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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