how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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