We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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