I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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