he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
We need a shit load of segways right now
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
