well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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