is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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