It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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