You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
