Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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