I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
two words...techno handjob
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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