just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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