yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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