Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Randomize
