What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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